Remember when you had to mail away for really cool stuff like hypersexualized brine shrimp aka Sea Monkeys? Those were the good old days, and they are back with a vengeance. WordPress really wants us to spend all sorts of money to create an online store; pay for all sorts of SEO gimmicks to increase engagement in order to get more eyeballs on our content, to sell sell SELL our precious things. Firstly, this is art not content, so let’s get that straight. In ancient times if you wanted sexy shrimp: you’d stare at that Mom-ky TM imagining your monkey filled future, get your ass out to pick bottles, cash them in, buy a money order and then learn how to address a letter properly.
Pretty soon, we’ll inhabit those placeholders with precious objets, and you are going to have to work to buy them, so get that tongue ready for stamps superfans.
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